There’s something in my brain that keeps me up at night, thinking about ridiculously old religious history. I’ve tried massive amounts of Jack Daniel’s, but this only leads to thinking about ridiculously old religious history with bed spins and nausea. I don’t recommend it.
Anyway, I have decided to try blogging it.
Tonight I’m mulling over the original split between Islam and Judaism. One might figure (as Islam didn’t come into existence until the sixth century) that this split would have happened sometime after that. Amazingly enough, however, the official Muslim doctrine traces the split between Islam and Judaism to a couple thousand years before Islam existed. (And people wonder why this stuff keeps me up at night…)
The official story is that, up to a point, Islam and Judaism were the same religion. Theologically, they were the same people worshipping the same god up to the point where Abraham enters the picture.
For those of you who are anxiously looking to your bible to figure out where that is, you will find that the split happened in Genesis. [The book of the bible, not the “Lamb Lies Down on Broadway” ‘70s band.]
The story goes like this:
Among his other kids, Abraham supposedly had two sons, Ismail and Isaac that he loved very much. So, of course, God/Yahweh/Allah told Abraham that he should kill his most beloved son by traipsing him all the way up Mount Moriah, strapping him to an altar, and then gutting and burning him. (Note: There’s no real reason that you needed to know the name of the mountain, but it sounds like something out of Lord of the Rings, so I thought I would throw it in.)
Anyway…
The Christians and the Jews say it was Isaac who was to be sacrificed. The Muslims believe it was Ismail. In the bible, Genesis 22 says it was Isaac Isaac who was supposed to be filleted. The Quran never mentions which son it was. Long story short: The sacrifice was scrapped at the last second, and God told Abraham to sacrifice a goat instead. We will ignore for the moment how ridiculously unfair these bible stories are for the goat population. The important part is that this is where the faiths of Judaism and Islam supposedly diverged.
Jews believe that, after killing a rather confused and bewildered ram, Isaac and Abraham went off to found the nation of Israel.
Muslims believe that, after killing the rather confused and bewildered ram, Abraham and Ismail went off to modern day Saudi Arabia, where they remade the Kabah, the holiest artifact in Islam. They also believe that Ismail founded the Arab race, and that their prophet, Mohammed, was a descendent of Ismail. To the Muslims, this is the real start of their religion as a separate entity from the Jews.
The Jews kinda look at this as a fable. As far as they are concerned, Ismail was Isaac’s brother and they really have no idea what he did after Genesis 22. The one thing they believe he did not do, however, was take off to Saudi Arabia with Abraham. They know this because their stories tell tales of Abraham after the whole roast-a-goat episode on the mountain.
Me? I think the split happened far, far later. About the time when Mohammed was trying to take Mecca from the polytheists when he was just starting out. Back thenm the Jews and Muslims were fighting beside each other as monotheists against the evil polytheists who lived in Mecca.
Just before the final battle a group of Jews (who figured Mohammed was going to lose) secretly made plans to turn against Mohammed and side with his enemies. If it had worked, it would have divided Mohammed’s army at the height of battle, opening his ranks to Meccan offence.
It never happened.
Mohammed caught wind of the plan and, instead of letting on that he knew about it, he spread rumors through Medina that the Meccans were going to betray the Jews. He then had spies spread rumors through Mecca that the Jews were going to betray the Meccans.
By the time the battle happened, Mohammed had everybody so damn confused that they didn’t know what to do. Mohammed won the battle. As a special thank-you to the Jews for their disloyalty, he had the men beheaded and the women and children sold into slavery.
Seem to me that this is a far, far better guess at where the disparity between the faiths really started. I mean, let’s face it, beheading all the men and selling the women into slavery is slightly more antagonistic than trying to figure ut which brother was supposed to be sacrificed on Mount Moriah.
So why is this so important, you ask? Well, it’s not. It’s just 3am and I’m bored so I’ve been bouncing the idea around in my brain. But I thought “What the hell… people read my blog, they might as well know what I’m thinking about.”
Now I’m thinking about the leftover Italian sausage in the fridge. Third shelf, next to the mustard…
July 7, 2009 at 8:04 am |
Hello mate. Interesting blog. I agree the battle at Mecca would have been provocative but the split did happen with Abraham and for a more complicated reason than the sacrifice and a trip to Saudi. Islam recognises Ismail as the head of Abraham’s bloodline because he was the first born son. Judaism favours Isaac in this respect because Ismail was illegitimate. Isaac was born to an aging Sarah, Abraham’s wife. Ismail was born to Sarah’s maid.