Apparently, there is a cabal of evil Antichrists out there that may or may not be reptilian. They are empowered by Lucifer, and are working hard to re-create the world for their own, evil purposes.
I’d like to be the first to welcome them.
Think about it. The evil cabal that Born Again Christians are terrified of is prophesied to bring about a one-world government and instill peace for a thousand years. Sure, it’s all supposed to go to hell after that, but I’ve been doing the math here. I am a chubby, 42-year-old smoker. Let’s face it, I am not going to make it to 80 let alone 1000. So, by the time the evil antichrist exposes himself and draws all humanity down to hell with him, I’ll have already been there for 900 plus years.
In the meantime, though, the idea of living out my life on a planet with a peaceful, one-world government seems a hell of a lot better than, say George Bush.
So here’s to the evil empire and all the false peace, fake tranquility, and imaginary freedom it offers. It’s still a hell of a lot better than what we keep coming up with every election cycle.