By: Anthony G

Anthony G — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 04:48:04 +0000

You sir, are a funny guy. Too bad you’re going to hell. At least “Satan” will get a good chuckle.

By: heathensguide

heathensguide — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:51:33 +0000

You should have also told him you were a midget.

By: Monkeyface News

Monkeyface News — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:45:22 +0000

I am new to the blogging world. And also new to owning up to my complete disregard for religion. I have been picking up extra work for the census lately. Yesterday I knocked on this guy’s door. He was like 6 foot 6, and 315 pounds in his socks. I said, “hi I’m with the US Census.” He says: “I ain’t doin any of that census bullshit.” I say, “why not” he goes, “because Jesus, is coming and the world’s going to be consumed in flame.” And I said, “well then it doesn’t really matter, is what you’re saying.” And he goes. “That’s right.” And I said, “Well, in that case, since it doesn’t really matter either way, and the world is going to be consumed in flame, why don’t you go ahead and answer my census questions.” The dude squints at me for a second to see if I’m being a wise ass, and then says: “are you a communist?” I am not a communist, but I hedged my bets and went ahead and told him that it was against my religion to lie, “so I have to admit to you, sir, that I am in fact a communist.” He glared at me for a while and said. “That’s cool, you’re honest, I’ll do your interview–as long as you’re not gay.” Just for the hell of it I said, “I’m sorry to inform you sir, but I’m gay.” To which he huffed, spat across his door step at my feet and slammed the door. This was a very strange encounter with yet another ridiculous Christian. Thought I’d pipe in here.

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